Confessions of A One Piece Addict

Ode To Omnipotence

e57124575@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:31:41 GMT

being a comic artist is like being able to play god without having to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a medical degree.

also, doosch is read "douche", and UNF stands for University of North Framlingham, not Universal Noise of Fucking.

Straight To DVD Edition

e57124575@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:24:49 GMT

I bet you that some dudes out there are filming it right now.

Google it up at your own risk.

Retarding Force

e57124575@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:01:57 GMT

You could've just stopped first and redid all the calculations, you know?

Error Before Trial

e57124575@gmail.com — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:38:35 GMT

and in case the calculations were wrong, just remember that every trials-and-errors always start with an error.

Hypothetically Speaking

e57124575@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:16:31 GMT

And the bike lock strikes again with scientific menace.

Organically Devised

e57124575@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:06:05 GMT

Believe it or not, your umbrella is the best rain repellent out there.

Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:30:27 GMT

02:46 twitpic.com/sirkf - This is the reason why I love Football Manager 2010
03:30 twitpic.com/siudz - This is the reason why I normally avoid something once it gets popular.
11:26 Fuck, it's cold.
12:33 It took a 40-degreee weather, 2 erect nipples, and a shriveled-up pair of testicles to realize it's no longer time to sleep in boxers.
12:36 There's gonna be a lot of accidents today because californians don't know how to drive in the pouring rain.
12:37 Oh shit, there's three already!
15:11 Note to self: scarves that drape too far down your neck can get in the way of urinating. Good comic idea.
15:14 More comic idea: exfoliating facewash and large pores, Cold weather and erect nipples, presidential approval rating.
18:18 When I see people speeding, I like to deliberately position my car where I would get dangerously cut off just so I can angrily honk at them.
18:18 Does that make me a bad person?
20:21 One more week of academic prostitution and I'll be free!

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:30:10 GMT

05:40 I can proudly say that I utilized physics to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew.
19:56 Found jerseypacks and badgepacks to update my FM2010 database. Now to wait 3 days for the 4GB zips to download.
20:18 The thing I dread about Christmas is hearing 20 different variations of "All I Want for Christmas is You." 7 of which I've heard this week.

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:30:04 GMT

04:44 WAITT #29 - Painfully Useful: tr.im/GI98

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Painfully Useful

e57124575@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:42:13 GMT

And now we just need to make sure that the result is reproducible.

Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:30:05 GMT

03:53 I wonder if hamsters ever wonder whether there is more purpose to their life other than exploring their cage and eating seeds.
22:12 Drawing late, late comics, but kept getting distracted. twitpic.com/s7iiv
23:24 My dad is watching The Core. I feel intellectually betrayed by my own family.
23:26 I fully support the idea of "I'd rather be happy than right any day of the year", but The Core is like the 367th day.

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:30:10 GMT

01:22 Nearing the end of season 2 in Football Manager 2010. Racking up all the trophies, baby!
03:44 Realizing that I've forgotten most of relativistic particle physics at 4am is rather depressing.
05:30 This is college all over again. Almost 2 hours on a problem because I missed a bleeding negative sign. DAMMIT, RELATIVISTIC PARTICLES.
15:20 RT @keyshachan Oda gender-bendered his own characters! tr.im/Gzpn
19:14 This is probably the craigslist posting of the month. RT @cteez @peter_chan bit.ly/8v90oO
19:44 World Cup 2010 draw is tomorrow! Here's to England NOT being in the group of death! And to France getting screwed left and right!
21:12 Dagnabbit, Capello. Now we're bound to end up in the group of death.

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:30:09 GMT

23:51 Yes, I draw all my comics straight on the sketchbook. twitpic.com/rt803
20:03 Scored a 500gb Western Digital portable external HDD for $60! Now I can back up a third of my PC!

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:30:06 GMT

13:55 The old saying is true. "The more you wait, the longer the bloody phone won't ring."
19:05 WAITT #28 - Everything is on Sale!: tr.im/GmW2
19:09 Comic is done, dinner is done, time to play with the fishies!
19:58 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... tr.im/Gn9e

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Everything Is On Sale

e57124575@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:02:27 GMT

60" Flat Screen LCD TV for $700? What good does that do?

Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:30:06 GMT

13:29 When someone pays over $100 for 2 hours of physics tutoring, I would expect him to put in at least a decent effort into it.
13:31 But instead every Monday I'm greeted with "Oh man, I haven't done any physics since last week!" and "I don't remember anything."
13:34 On one hand there's this uncontrollable rage to want to brutally kill all my lazy students, but on the other hand, they are paying me money.
13:35 So if you ever wonder why your teacher always smiles at you and is always so patient, IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GETTING PAID TO DO SO.
13:35 Teachers aren't saints. Otherwise we'd all be in Vatican drinking wine with the Pope.
14:49 Am I the only one in the world who thinks the concept of "iced hot chocolate" is as contradictory as the notion of pseudoscience?
17:45 Everyone in APForums seemed to find my signature repulsive. Thanks @oresamakage, you're awesome. /thumbs up bit.ly/7PYpEr
17:48 That's a lie! Yes, we do! bit.ly/7v0bqP

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:30:08 GMT

04:03 Strong World artbook is coming out on 12/18! 124 pages, A4 size, and KINOKUNIYA WILL HAVE IT! BOO YAH!

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:30:06 GMT

03:49 Just watched Star Trek for the third time. Gotta be my favorite movie of the year.

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:30:06 GMT

12:41 I wrestled the most retarded bag of peanuts in the world while driving. And lost.
12:52 It's amazing how a 15-minute delay can change your day entirely.

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Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:30:05 GMT

15:38 I think chapter 0 makes me happier than the recent war arc combined together. Why are you so awesome, Oda?
16:36 I don't know how many times I've reached orgasm just staring at this panel of Shiki vs Sengoku and Garp. tr.im/FTEm
17:39 Took the "What's Your Real Age?" quiz & got: Five! What'll you get? ➤ bit.ly/5QWmKf
17:51 I think that YOUR REAL AGE quiz is retarded. My result actually said FORTY yet it tweeted FIVE. WTF
18:03 proof that LOLquiz said my age was forty. tr.im/FTUH And yes, I even got a picture of Roger and Shiki
23:19 WAITT #27 - Wobbley Gobbley Goo: tr.im/FUEf

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Wobbley Gobbley Goo

e57124575@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:18:35 GMT

And I'm thankful to all of you who took the time out of your daily life to read these comics.

Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:30:08 GMT

00:15 As much as I avoid DBSK because of their ridiculous fangirls, I have to admit that their rendition of We Are! is really good.
03:05 AUGH ASKJDHKASH CHAPTER ZERO SPOILER PICS!! YOUNG MIHAWK! YOUNG DONFLAMINGO! BABY DUVAL WTF!?!?
10:43 When dealing with the US government, "begins promptly" apparently means "there will be about a half-hour wait".
10:45 It makes me happy that I have twitter friends who are old enough to have braved the woods and snow while avoiding the creepy yeti in SkiFree
12:16 This egg pudding coffee milk tea marks an unsatisfying start to my day. The amount of egg pudding in it can be properly measured in ppm.
13:38 This is why mothers should not be using facebook. tr.im/FNtl
14:00 And this justifies my fear for Twilight-obsessed people. tr.im/FNww
14:06 I'm catching up on 15 pages of Failblog entries, but this is the one is like the icing on the bloody cake. tr.im/FNAu
16:13 WAITT #26 - Internet Win: tr.im/FO4F

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Internet Win

e57124575@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:12:20 GMT

It's really too bad I never got a cute neighbor randomly asking for cheese, because I always have a gallon of milk and a bottle of vinegar ready for the occasion at all times.

Daily Tweets

e57124575@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:30:09 GMT

00:16 OP has 2 chapters this week. Whoopeedoo!
01:38 Dammit, Zoro, you're not supposed to be this happy (and gay). twitpic.com/qqins
03:05 Copic 101: When in doubt, shade with BV20.
06:39 It's times like these when a spread dried up two of my green markers that I kinda wished I was a digital artist.
06:53 G21 just let out the squeak of doom. That took the tally to THREE dried up markers.
07:37 Time to pass the fuck out. Will touch up later if I ever wake up. twitpic.com/qr9mb
15:29 Colorspread DOOOOONE. I should enter this to my own contest. tr.im/FHYo
18:59 Law of nature: when you leave the house to get work done somewhere else, you'll find out upon arrival that you've left said work at home.
23:27 Is anyone old enough to have ever played SkiFree? tr.im/FJAw I never knew about the bloody F button.

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Marchen Time!

e57124575@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:20:14 GMT

"... And so out of pity for the crying piggies, Prince Robin decided to kiss Zoro White to wake her up.

Regrettably, Zoro White had bad breath."

Marchen Time is by far my favorite of all the LOG omake that Oda's done.

Regarding pairings, I would only agree to ZoroxRobin if Zoro puts on that Snow White dress.

This one took a little over 13 hours. about 5 hours for sketching, 1 hour to ink, and 7 bleeding hours to color.

Killed my YG41, G12, and G21. Sigh.